Fantasy Servant To-Dos, Part I

Things I need fantasy servant to do:

• grind my black peppercorns
• dust
• dust
• dust
• recaulk my tub
• wipe badly aimed husband pee from around toilet daily
• organize my books by author
• organize husband's albums by band
• comb cats every day
• make me throw away old makeup
• make me throw away old New Yorkers & fashion mags

I have only just begun. But what does one name fantasy servant? Because when I'm rich enough to hire him (must be a man), I'm going to pay him so much he's going to let me call him whatever I want.